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Boss A : "Can you help me negotiate the contract with Mr. Mann next week? You must’ve him sign the contract before Friday!"

Me      : "Yes, Sir!"

…..

Boss B : " I’ve put your schedule to fly to Jakarta to complete this project on next week! Please be prepared! Your flight will be early on Monday! Any problem with that?"

Me      : "No, Ma’am! Not at all!"

…..

Boss C : "Hey you! I see that you have more free time! So, I just assigned you to help our R&D division starting next week! Don’t reject this decision if you don’t want your pay being cut!"

Me      : "Yes Sir! No problem, Sir!"

…..

Just after I had my dinner, I opened the window and jumped down from my 20-storey apartment. "Let’s call it a daaaaaa…aayy!", I said.

Out of 24 hours, I’ll list down my very own Time Budgeting:

1. 6hrs : Things I need to do to keep my eyes open for the rest of the day
2. 4hrs : Things I am obliged to do, things that they say something about future importance, but of course i hate it as much
3. 3hrs : Things I need to do to keep me alive
4. 3hrs : Things I need to do to keep up my social life
5. 3hrs : Things I love to do
6. 2hrs : Things people expect me to do
7. 2hrs : Things suddenly done by the time I realize
8. 2hrs : Things I need to do as a civilized human being in 21st century

…

……

CRAP!!! It’s 25.. guess I need to trim a bit!

Oh, yes! Definitely 4hrs for point number 2 is too much, let’s make it 3hrs!!!

All settled and now I can move on with my life…

…

……

On a second thought, I think I need to add an extra hour to point no.5… and I will take it from point no.3…

Do you feel that you ARE exist?

Have you ever feel that you are NOT exist before?

What the HELL is existence anyway?

What exactly the DESCRIPTION of existence?

Those things that can be SENSED by humans?

Do you BELIEVE something exist even if you can NOT sense it?

Or it’s MERELY perception?

Things that are NOT sensible yet perceptible can be REGARDED exist?

Have you ever fall in LOVE?

People always IGNORE the theory when they are HAPPY about it.

The music of the phone ring fills the air

"Somebody please get the phone!!!" I shout

An alarm clock suddenly explodes

Never knew it was there before

Doorbell screams as I heavily open my left eye

Burying my head deeper in my pillow seems not helping much

Half crawl in the jungle of darkness, forget the phone

Opening the front door and found a little squirt

"Good Day, Sir! I see your house is not equipped with security alarm!"

"Maybe if you’re interested, I can fix them for you!"

"Guaranteed best quality and loudest alarm ever!"

"It can alert you even if you’re having a big party!"

……..

I eat the moron alive for less than 3 seconds and get back into my cave.