HeCTiC
The music of the phone ring fills the air
"Somebody please get the phone!!!" I shout
An alarm clock suddenly explodes
Never knew it was there before
Doorbell screams as I heavily open my left eye
Burying my head deeper in my pillow seems not helping much
Half crawl in the jungle of darkness, forget the phone
Opening the front door and found a little squirt
"Good Day, Sir! I see your house is not equipped with security alarm!"
"Maybe if you’re interested, I can fix them for you!"
"Guaranteed best quality and loudest alarm ever!"
"It can alert you even if you’re having a big party!"
……..
I eat the moron alive for less than 3 seconds and get back into my cave.
